- In class: oh yeah i totally get this
- homework: lol what the fuck
- test: lol what the fuck
- report card: lol fuck
Am I the only one who closes the silverware drawer with an epic pelvic thrust?
- Friend: you only like ______ because of his looks.
- Me: yeah, that's why I bought his album, to listen to his face.
The feeling you get when everybody is pissing you off.
- phone: *rings*
- me: no
